Com a falta de eventos interessantes na minha vida e com o imenso tempo livre que tenho descobri, num documentário de televisão, mais especificamente um programa da Vh1, um tributo muito especial que foi feito a um dos heróis da nossa infância...o Walker, o Ranger do Texas...também conhecido por Chuck Norris!!
Foi divulgada na internet uma lista de 100 factos sobre o Chuck Norris. É uma lista impressionante e como tal, achei que devia partilhar convosco alguns desses factos (provavelmente já conhecerão alguns deles).
(Achei por bem não traduzir porque se perdia muita coisa!!)
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
5. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
5. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
7. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
8. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
10. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
11. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
12. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
13. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
14. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
15. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
16. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
17. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
18. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
19. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
20. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
21. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
22. Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
7. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
8. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
10. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
11. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
12. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
13. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
14. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
15. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
16. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
17. Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
18. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
19. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
20. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
21. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
22. Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
23. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
24. Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
25. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
26. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double. For the crying scenes.
27. There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
28. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
29. Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
30. Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
31. Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris did.
32. Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
24. Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
25. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
26. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double. For the crying scenes.
27. There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
28. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
29. Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.
30. Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
31. Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris did.
32. Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
5 comments:
Muito bom! Vendo bem alguns dos factos, penso que existe algo de macaco no Chuck Norris...
Outra personagem da nossa infância que também merece um post é o Mr. T, lembram-se? Porém, este verdadeiro macaco passou-se dos carretos, pois vejam bem o que encontrei sobre ele. Com certeza alguns já conhecem este vídeo... Penso que será a versão americana do Mãe Querida... Cliquem aqui.
Bem......este vídeo é surreal. Eu gostava mais de o ver à porrada e a partir tudo, com aquele ar de Zé Paulo quando se emborracha e quer andar a porrada...
Ninha, o Walker é o meu herói!! Quantas tardes de férias a ver duplos episódios do Ranger do Texas! Este post tocou-me especialmente...
O vídeo do Mr T deixou-me chocada, completamente sem palavras...o que é aquilo??
Aproveito para relembrar as meninas que estão na bila do post da queima que está muuuito atrasado! Não se esqueçam!
Beijos a todos!
Bem re-re-relembrado, Cat!
Grande Chuck Norris :D
Quanto ao post da queima, eu ofereço-me para fazer uma selecção das fotos se houver quem escreva os textos.
E não tarda muito já se tem de fazer o post da festa dos tabuleiros (aka - ramboiada em Tomar)
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